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"UNUSUAL SOUR"
Writen by
Vasilije & Tanja
CHARACTERS: VASILIJE, TANJA.
"ACT ONE"
"A chunk of our history"
TANJA
Our last day, huh?
VASILIJE
I was enthusiastic about getting old here.
TANJA
But, they have other strategic plans, and here we are. Found a new job?
VASILIJE
Nah, I'll rest a bit. You?
TANJA
Three second-round interviews and two shameful offers. I'm exhausted from being funneled.
VASILIJE
Just focus on the silver linings. I want to say I'm delighted our colleagship is finally over. 2+ years of coworking tyranny. Being your teammate is how I imagine the ninth circle od Hell.
TANJA
Oh, thanks for the kind words. You are also an awful person. Bonus: pathetic, deadly-dull, obnoxious...
In fact, if you were just a little worse, you would be as bad as your work. I've never in my life seen someone who is such a terrible marketer.
"ACT TWO"
"What can you expect from us?"
VASILIJE
So, here we are. Marketing agency?
TANJA
Mhm, Web3 is our prime target. Then, all kinds of startups, cloud companies, SaaS, AI, cybersecurity... only flowers from the tech garden.
VASILIJE
Farewell carefree corporate life. Welcome chaos and what we've gonna eat tomorrow.
TANJA
It is scary, but it won't ever be boring.
Let's define what we are going to do. Chop-chop !
VASILIJE
Employer branding firstly comes to mind.
You are an EB Wizard.
TANJA
Senior Staff EB Goddess/Evangelist/Ninja/Wizard, to be precise. And we can do content marketing because you are...
VASILIJE
Yaeh, yeah, I'm Content Archmaster... blah,blah,blah. And the protector of the realm. Anything else on the list of service?
TANJA
Pretty sure we are both into product marketing. And the most important thing! All these services will be available to help geeks build something great in the Web3 universe.
"ACT THREE"
"How unusual is Unusual Sour?"
"And how sour is it?"
VASILIJE
Ok, every one of your propositions is conceptually opposite of mine. Maybe it is because we are entirely different. It's not so easy to find the sweet spot between zero and infinity.
TANJA
Let's go random then.
VASILIJE
Wait, but The Book of rules says we must find common ground, something we both adhere to... Ok, I'll throw the bloody book. What's your favorite cocktail?
TANJA
Unusual sour. Why?
VASILIJE
That's our name. Ta-da!
TANJA
It couldn't be more random . But you don't even drink?
VASILIJE
I like the name . You like the cocktail. Sapienti sat.
TANJA
Hell yeah. Let's hit the ground running.
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